Already Been ChewedA- Available or single? Are These not the same?
B- Best Friend? Melinda and Mike
C- Cake or Pie? CAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D- Drink of Choice? Dettol and Wine (not together though, that is sick)
E- Essential Item? Hair straightener
F- Favorite Color? Red and Pink (not together though, that is sick)
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? Worms! You have to put them in the freezer for 15 minutes before you eat them....YUM!
H- Hometown? Bootlegger City
I- Indulgence? PORN and shoes (not together though, that is sick)
J- January or February? They are both shite.
K- Kids? No Thank-You.
L- Life is incomplete without? Breathing and shoes
M- Marriage Date? Where? What?.......... Hello?
N- Number of Siblings? 1 and a half.
O- Oranges or apples? They are both shite. (well, apples)
P- Phobias/Fears? The Grudge.
Q- Favorite Quote? "No but yeah but yeah but yeah no but yeah no but yeah... ...but no because I'm not even going on the pill... ...because Nadine reckons they stop you from getting pregnant."-Vicki Pollard
R- Reason to Smile? Porn.
S- Season? Spring and Pepper
T- Tag three people! Melinda, Bug and Snipper Kitty.
15 comments:
A- Available or single? agreed - this question does not make sense.
B- Best Friend? PB (kidding)
C- Cake or Pie? Cake, please.
D- Drink of Choice? it's boring..but, water
E- Essential Item? computer
F- Favorite Color? hot pink
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? bears, bc you can bite off their heads!
H- Hometown? mississauga
I- Indulgence? junk food, purses
J- January or February? feb, it's closer to summer
K- Kids? are you offering?
L- Life is incomplete without? music
M- Marriage Date? you're like the 5th person to ask me that this year.
N- Number of Siblings? 3
O- Oranges or apples? apples, less messy
P- Phobias/Fears? anything involving pain
Q- Favorite Quote? "Do you keep the receipts of all the friends that you buy?" - Noel Gallagher "Where did it all go wrong?" (oasis song)
R- Reason to Smile? krankie
S- Season? summer
T- Tag three people! fish, krankie and someone else!
Lizzy already tagged me!
...and I hear ya about the red and pink together. It really is sick.
Is it sick? I better note that down somewhere...
Hey - I know someone that films porn. Isn't that odd?
Pink and red togethher really is sick. So sick that the CULTCHIE PUUUUUCKED IN THE CAB on the way home tonight. I really am s0 drunk right now. ITS takig me a long time to type this.
Pink and red...puke.
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Liz? You do? Do tell.
As for pink and red...maybe half acceptable on a pillow or a baby but never on the body. No. never on the body.
In the cab, outside the cab, on the street. Now my head hurts.
Fish threw up? Judas Priest! Was he drinking varnish again?
Were we into the sauce?
Bug-I hear ya about the marriage date question! It actually gets really boring!
Kat-your right, on a baby or bed linens ONLY.
Liz-Yes, sauce was had. Too much red wine. It was the cultchies fault really.
Green Fish-you forgot to mention, on your pants, on your shoes, on your sleeve. Then you insisted on street meat.
Krankie-Yes, the varnish again! Then he fell off the bed and seriously hurt his COFFEE TABLE. Be easy on him at work next week.
Moxy-note to self! stop commenting whilst slightly intoxicated.
A- Available or single? Available for what?
B- Best Friend? Socks, sorry Vanessa, neither you nor Iain can give me the warming comfort of socks. This is Winter you know.
C- Cake or Pie? Pie with Cake Filling, yum.
D- Drink of Choice? Canola oil
E- Essential Item? computer
F- Favorite Color? Puke green
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? All things Gummi
H- Hometown? Where people get stabbed for their sheep manure, Charlottetown.
I- Indulgence? Ben & Jerry's Half Baked
J- January or February? Tuesday
K- Kids? Whos kids?
L- Life is incomplete without? art and music
M- Marriage Date? what the fuck is this question?
N- Number of Siblings? 1 hemaphrodite (whatever you call that)
O- Oranges or apples? meh, ice cream.
P- Phobias/Fears? The Apocalypse
Q- Favorite Quote? "Do you have any spare change?" - Mike the Bum
R- Reason to Smile? 5:00 pm
S- Season? fall
T- Tag three people! Iain, Mike the Bum and you know who!
A- Available or single? No, I already whore myself 7.5 hours a day.
B- Best Friend? Melinda, Onne and a very dry wine.
C- Cake or Pie? Pecan pie! (I could really debase this, but I won't)
D- Drink of Choice? Yop
E- Essential Item? Opposable thumb
F- Favorite Color? Brown--It's multifaceted
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? Both stick to your teeth.
H- Hometown? Half way between Halifax and the ass end of the planet: Bridgewater.
I- Indulgence? Coronation Street
J- January or February? I once made it through an entire February without shitting.
K- Kids? Only if there's a dumpster around
L- Life is incomplete without? "L"
M- Marriage Date? July 3rd
N- Number of Siblings? 1
O- Oranges or apples? Apples, because oranges are nature's whore
P- Phobias/Fears? Blisters
Q- Favorite Quote? "I don't get diseases, I give them"
R- Reason to Smile? "What's that smell?"
S- Season? Autumn
T- Tag three people! I'd rather touch myself three times...and there we go!
Hi, this is Mike the Bum. Someone tagged me for this questionnaire thing, so here it is.
A- Available or single? Both, any takers?
B- Best Friend? Jim the Hobo
C- Cake or Pie? What an insensitive question, god I am so hungry!!
D- Drink of Choice? It's a toss up between Aqua Velva and Aresol
E- Essential Item? My flea comb
F- Favorite Color? the color of money.
G- Gummi Bears or Worms? Who likes Gummi worms? Real worms are much tastier!
H- Hometown? I don't remember
I- Indulgence? Colt 45
J- January or February? Neither, they both suck ass!
K- Kids? Yes.
L- Life is incomplete without? A good sturdy box.
M- Marriage Date? This is so stupid.
N- Number of Siblings? 3, Sue the Bum, Edward the Bum and Keith the Bum
O- Oranges or apples? Whatever people will give me.
P- Phobias/Fears? That I will lose the mortgage on my box.
Q- Favorite Quote? "I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more."
-- Cat Stevens
R- Reason to Smile? Booze
S- Season? Summer
T- Tag three people! Jim the Hobo, Bob the Shako and Emilio the drifter.
I demand a new post woman.
Please, with louboutins on top?
How bout a link for feck sake man. And more boobs please.
Moxy... come back to us. We miss your.... moxy. (i am such a loser)
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